If one were to take an expedition into John M’s neurons and encephalon to figure out what he has in mind for today’s theme on Rock Bottom Radio, that individual would experience a very bumpy journey!
Some people may perceive him as a brainpower genius while others may actually think he has a mental disorder. Well, whatever the case is, the bizarre professor together with his bozos present the most paramount show ever in Y101 Always First and that’s what really matters over here!
Another hilarity gig awaits you this afternoon when the loggerhead turtles go on board to give you 120 solid minutes of laughter. Asked what they have up their knucklehead brainiacs, they answer “We’re tapping in on the word ugly.”
Curious on what that subject matter would be all about, we extracted from John M his meaning of ugly which he bumped into while googling. “Uberbid” he exclaims “The single most disgusting and ugly girl ever born! Uber - obviously coming from the German word ultimate and bid - short for bidlt meaning ugly. In a sentence: I’d rather slash open my ass and sit on a big pile of salt and vinegar chips than date an uberbid!”
If you’re hooked to RBR, you will indisputably recognize that this is characteristic of John M’s mastermind whiplashes, and of course, expect his moronic apprentices to mimic his dim-witted topics.
So, when you hear Ironman say “Si Momo is overvid” , Dr. Rob shout “My wipe will get jealous if I date Charito kasi maiinsulto siya sa uvervid niya ”, Coca shout “ Ay, I don’t like uberbid peoples! Dapat they should wear make-up like bongang bonga stars!” and Jonas Sugar cry “Eben ip Coca is not overvid, dili ko gusto! I’m a macho man!” you know you’re locked into the greatest comedy show in town!
Tune into Rock Bottom Radio tonight from 6 PM to 8 PM to listen to bugged out, horse’s tail, nutty as fruitcake, out in left field entertainment – it’s all that craze in one kooky show with John M and the Bozos only here at The Rhythm!
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