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Explicitly lewd or
pornographic as it sounds knowing the sex alphabet would prove quite handy in rare occasions where you are in a pickle and need to come up with a quick fix to avoid going home empty handed…
Forget the LOL. ROLF, etc… it’s time to go back to some old school flavor where your first song aside from Mary had a Little Lamb was the ABC’s and not the Jackson 5’s version alright? If it may prove too much for you maybe you can just stop at E then.
A is for abstinence
What is it: voluntarily not
engaging in sexual activity
Kicking off a sex A-Z with
the least sexy word going may seem dumb, but according to a study 79 per cent
of US parents want teens to be taught that they should not engage in sexual
activity until they are married or at least in an adult relationship leading to
marriage.
B is for booty call
What is it: a summons for
casual and typically late-night sex
Although booty calls
certainly happened in the past, texting has helped make late-night sex requests
more achievable. A study at the University of Iowa also states that 'a
significant percentage of current relationships began with nonromantic sex.'
C is for cyber sex
What is it: chatting to
someone about sex online
Cyber sex is a fun,
non-committed way to get a bit of a thrill without risking too much. You may
think that men would be more interested in cyber sex, but according to a study
about married and single people it turns out women are more likely to send sexy
pics than blokes.
D is for doggy style
What is it: a sex position
where the man takes the woman from behind
Doggy style is perhaps the
most unromantically named sex position, but it does have its perks. This
position is perfect for women who are looking to reach orgasm because it lets
men hit women’s three hot spots at the same time.
E is for edible underwear
What is it: underwear that
men and women wear that can be eaten
Turning yourself into an
edible treat can be a lot of fun for you and your partner and it will also
satisfy your sweet tooth. According to sex shop owners the most popular
flavoured edible underwear is cherry and the least popular is chocolate.
F is for foreplay
What is it: sexual activity
that typically leads to sexual intercourse
Can you have too much
foreplay? Although your first reaction may be no, it would seem that for some
women too much attention to her “special spot” can cause numbness or
discomfort. To avoid this foreplay nightmare don’t just stimulate the clitoris
in one way – mix it up.
G is for G spot
What is it: a small
bean-shaped area within the vagina
Named after the
gynaecologist who discovered it, Ernst Grafenberg, the G Spot has been a highly
controversial and somewhat mysterious bit of biology. Researchers still dispute
the G Spots existence and there are even claims that some women have them,
whilst others do not.
H is for hiberdating
What is it: when someone
ditches their friends when they are dating
We all know a hiberdater;
that annoying friend who falls for someone and completely ditches everyone they
know. Don’t worry though everyone, apparently after two years, six months
and 25 days the romance officially dies and your friend will probably come crawling
back.
I is for it’s complicated
What is it: a status
describing a state between friends and a relationship
It’s complicated – the
status that is as awkward as a fifteen year old shopping with their mother.
Facebook have kindly allowed you to broadcast this most uneasy of relationship
statuses with their “It’s Complicated” status, and for that we would like to
thank them.
J is for jackhammer
What is it: a sex position
For this sex acrobatic trick
the man needs to stand up or kneel and lift the woman’s legs, holding them
around her shins so that her feet are behind him. The woman supports herself
with her arms and she is titled up towards him. This move makes for some very
intense sex.
K is for kinky
What is it: participating in
deviant sexual acts
The word kinky covers all
manners of sins. To some, the word conjures images of hardcore latex and
chains. To others, kinky could just mean wearing a pair of tight, fluffy pink
knickers. The word used to describe a non-kinky guy or girl is vanilla.
L is for love eggs
What is it: vibrating sex
toys that are usually used by women for sexual pleasure
A lot of women would never
admit to owning love eggs or a sex toy, but US researchers have found that one
in every two women owns a kinky toy or two. Even when financial times are bad,
sales of sex toys continues to rise.
M is for massage
What is it: rubbing and
kneading another’s muscles
Massage is an easy way to
make your partner feel great. At first, you could ask them to take a hot shower
to relax them. Light a relaxing, scented calendar and use some aromatherapy oil
too. Then rub, knead and touch your partner and remember to ask them what they
like.
N is for nipple sucker
What is it: a sex toy
attached to the nipples to create a sucking sensation
Something that clamps around
your nipple sounds intimidating, but they simply create a vacuum over the
nipple and make the area more sensitive. Be warned though, if you use a nipple
clamp the size of your nipple can be permanently increased.
O is for online dating
What is it: a system that
allows you to find and communicate to a date online
Gone are the days when
online dating was for the cursed and socially awkward. Everyone’s doing it
these days. In fact in just one month Hitwise said that online dating sites had
593 million hits in the United States alone.
P is for pillow lust
What is it: when people
become so tired that going to bed seems almost sexually exciting
Between work, exercising,
shopping and mates it can be hard to find the energy for sex. A survey reveals
that more than half of all men are so tired after work that they would rather
have an extra hours sleep than have sex.
Q is for quickie
What is it: a hard and fast
sex session that does not last very long
Three minute wonders are
rarely romantic or meaningful, but they can be very enjoyable and also
practical. The stand and deliver sex position is ideal for a quickie. The man
stands up and the woman hooks her legs over the man’s waist. Be warned, this
position is not for the weak armed.
R is for rampant rabbit
What is it: a sex toy that
vibrates and rotates and is shaped like a rabbit
Do you know why it is shaped
like a rabbit? In Japan, where the rampant rabbit was created, it was illegal
to make a sex toy shaped like a penis. So the ingenious creators opted to mimic
the shape of the notoriously horny animal – the rabbit.
S is for spanking
What is it: smacking
someone’s behind with your hand or a paddle
This saucy taboo turns
people on in lots of different ways. Firstly, because it is just that: a taboo.
Secondly, it increases blood flow to the sensitive parts of your body and so it
also heightens sexual arousal.
T is for Tweet-ditched
What is it: someone
finishing with you on Twitter
Things have moved on since
Sex and the City when Carrie got dumped on a post-it. These days the pain has
been magnified and made public with the Tweet-ditch. Example: “@boyfriend you
are dumped #letsstillbefriends.” Ouch!
U is for ursusagalmatophilia
What is it: the name given
to the fetish for teddy bears
Lock up Mr Panda and Mrs
Snuffles, the teddy bears are not safe. It would seem that a small
percentage of the human race have a thing for teddies. Ursuagalmatophiles seem
to get turned on by the innocence of the teddy.
V is for Venus
What is it: the mythological
goddess of love and beauty
Venus was a saucy minx. She
had lots of lovers including Mars, Adonis and Vulcan. Venus also was the mother
to that infamous love baby: Cupid. Did you also know that Venus and
Aphrodite refer to the same goddess? Venus was Roman, whilst Aphrodite was the
Greek goddess.
W is for wet dream
What is it: a nocturnal
emission; or ejaculating when asleep
Although wet dreams are
typically associated with teenagers, men may still have them during their 20’s
and 30’s. Here are some fun facts for you: the average teenager has four
erections every night and wet dreams happen more at the weekend.
X is for Xena the Princess
Warrior
What is it: a fantasy
involving the hot Princess Warrior called Xena
Xena the Princess Warrior is
a bad-ass, sci-fi chick who can sort out the bad boys with a swish of her short
leather skirt. If Xena turns you on, then there are loads of Xena the Princess
Warrior costumes for sale so the sexual fantasy can become a reality.
Y is for yuri
What is it: lesbian sexual
relationships in anime
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