A twitter user breaks down The Chainsmokers and Haley’s number one hit Closer.
Twitter user Kylie Brakeman seems to think The Chainsmokers’ Closer isn’t exactly what we thought it was. Brakeman gave a detailed, 11-part analysis of the popular hit song featuring Halsey that recently went double platinum. Brakeman tweets how she has "A LOT OF GRIEVANCES," and puts it in all caps to show she means business. We're about to go in deep here.
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In her hilarious, tongue-in-cheek examination, Brakeman questions the singers' "broke down car," the origin of the mattress they stole, and the laws of physics in regards to growing older. Check out her grievances.
1.“tell ur friends it was nice to meet them...I hope I never see them again”- This is harsh, man. these people will be at ur wedding. chill.
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
2. "I was doin fine b4 I met u, I drink too much and that's an issue"- blatant cry for help. can't enjoy the rest bc I wanna GET HIM HELP
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
3. both chainsmokers guy AND Halsey move to city in "broke down car". why are BOTH of their cars broken? GET REGULAR OIL CHECKS, PEOPLE
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
4. they are in the "backseat of ur rover" then 1 line later are on the "mattress that u stole". HOW DID U FIT THE MATTRESS IN THE BACKSEAT?
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
5. did you steal your mattress from your roommate in University of Colorado: Boulder, or just Boulder the city?
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
6. If college, then your roommate's mattress comes with the dorm. she never owned it. I DON'T BUY YOUR FAUX WANDERLUST
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
7. but if ur living in an apt. in Boulder the city, then you're just an awful fucking roommate
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
8. YOUR ROOMMATE SIGNED YOUR LEASE UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT YOU WOULDN'T STEAL HER GODDAMN BED TO FUCK THE SHITTY CHAINSMOKERS GUY ON IT
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
9. YOUR ROOMMATE GETS ONE NIGHTLY RESPITE FROM YOUR BULLSHIT AND YOU TAKE IT AND LET CHAINSMOKER JIZZ ALL OVER IT
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
10. everyone imagine, for a moment, if your roommate brought home a boyfriend named "chainsmoker"
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
11. "we ain't ever getting older" - I promise you, chain smoker will age faster than you could ever imagine
— Kylie Brakeman (@sexypitabread) September 21, 2016
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