Beyonce has a Twitter account with over one million followers, but she's never sent a single tweet. The same can't be said about her unborn child. Yes, "BeyonceJayFetus" is now on Twitter, and has already sent 41 tweets since his/her presence was announced to the world on Sunday. He/She already has more than 2,300 followers as well.
The baby's first tweet came on Sunday night, when it said, "Yep, it's true. I'm in the orange poncho. I have to run. My mom's singing at the VMAs tonight. and yours isn't."
Here's a sampling of some of the baby's other musings:
-The booming voice said I was going to be friends with Apple[Paltrow/Martin]. Is that a person?
-This ultrasound is more nosey than the paparazzi.
-I'm the love growing inside Beyonce. What have you done today?
-Suri [Cruise] can come to my parties, I guess.
-They have me hard at work recording an album in here.
-I'm excited to see what a Solange is.
-We really like chicken fingers.
-"Who run this motha?" Me.
Actually, there's no word on who established the account or is sending the tweets.